The Twilight Saga (cont...)

I should mention that i read the whole series in like... 2007/2008. Around about that time. I thought it was a great series. This was before I learnt how to pick out all of the bad things in it. anyway, back on track. So i read the whole series and recommended it to my semi-popular group. Then the movie came out, and all of the popular girls saw it along with the other people like myself and became obsessed with it and read the first book. And then they recommended it to all of their little chums. and then i was like hang on, hold up wait a minute (lets put some boom in it) i read the whole friggin series like LAST YEAR. sigh. you know how it is. once the popular people read it everyone reads it. sigh. i feel like yelling the F word, but, I only swear ocassionaly and this blog is meant to be PG.F*****************************************************K

there. anyway. argh its just so frustrating because their convinced they found the series first and youre like hey wait...

ugh

rob pattinson is another thing,

HE LOOKS LIKE A DRUNK AND HOMELESS STONER. and he needs as i said in my last post voice lessons. and hygiene lessons hmm what else....lessons on how to speak with out muttering and sounding like a idunno.... drunkard. i hate his hair blegh. see picture above. ugh why is edward cullen so friggin great. i mean: he sings (ed-o, not pattinson), he is strong, smart, rich, athletic, smart, rich, good siblings/family. ugh to perfect. who fantisizes about vampires like that? i mean DARGH.

twilight is not the new harry potter either.

;'] love leaflower <3

The Twilight Saga

I have to admit, that i have read the series 3 times. But i also have to say that they got worse and worse each time i read them. I can't believe i have gone this far into the blogging journey without having a go at that worthless series of books. i am obviously a 'twihater'. Stephanie Meyer's writing is horrific and she goes on so much. she spends half of the book describing how hot Edward is, and accentuating the point that Bella Swan (nuduhh??? beautiful swan- a bit obvious lady) is a clutz. Hello? we know this already. you told us at least 10 times in the first book. Also, we also get a lot of description on how eddie touches bella's face. i bet that secretly, though meyer didn't mention it mike got sick at the movies because Bella was berating him on face touching and how to do it right. she also may have screamed part way through the movie "You're USELESS!! Edward would have touched my face 10 times by now, and you WON'T" i personally think that is why mike stopped being her friend because she got too scary. "Yo, sup Mikey-bro, just go man, go.maybe i'll accept you back into my elite inner friend circle when you learn how to face touch, and how to glitter in the sun light" Yes. fantasising scenarios of what could of happened and made the book a WHole lot better. Also the plot...it sort of goes around and around and i loose concentration. Sigh. why the hell does everyone think twilight is so good. its not. I wish emmett or jake would save the day. All through the book i was looking for a bit of emmett superhero action, or werewolf action but no. It was alll centred around Eddie and his clutz of a girlfriend Isabella Swan. Although, in New Moon Jake did get a bit more page time. Also i have a few things to say about the movie as well. ROBERT PATTINSON or whatever his name is.. wait i'll go check. yes that right ahem, ROBERT PATTINSON IS FUGLY (and definitely not hot.) i don't get the novelty around him. He needs lessons on etiquette and need formal training in how to talk in an american accent.

im sure i'll find something else to rant about on twilight this afternoon. but for now, im going out.

O-U-T spells out, love leaflower x.

see?

told you so

i just remembered

aloha
talofa lava

im sure i'll remember more.

today is...

this specifically applies to school, but you can know too. acutually no, i do not want randoms doing what i do and infiltrating my personal day to day business. i was going to tell you, but now i won't.
i know! im going to make a list of all the languages i know how to say hi in:

konichiwa
ni hao
hola
bonjourno
salut
bonjour
namaste
hallo
salwete(latin)
bula
kiaora
kiaorana
hello
hi

i wish i knew more. thats a rather meagre list. i've probably forgotten something painfully obvious. like... i dont know. but it will come to me after i've posted.

Rachaelmas

I promised y'all i'd explain Rachaelmas.

So, for starters there is only one other holiday with the suffix 'mas'. And that is Christmas. Named after christ, for the celebration of Christ. So, unless brains were made of chocolate (in which yours would barely fill an M&M) you should be able to figure out that Rachaelmas is a celebration of my birth, 24 October!

its nearly rachaelmas, so here is a list of what to get me (separated into two categories):

realistic:

a new pair of togs. swimsuit. what ever
books
pandora bracelet
watch
clothes
sports bag
money
vegetable chips. actual vegetable chips. potato chips. vege chips. made of kumara and eggplant and taro and beans and zucchini

unrealistic:

iphone
new ipod nano
to be able to fly, become invisible, have super powers that stuff
a new phone.
new laptop
a new cello
more books
an endless supply of books
a library
a gym
a pool
an indoor pool

and now im just getting into things that you'd need millions, or around about that for.

love leaflower. x

Wahahahaha

1.YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Luka Volvo-Hyundai (my parent's cars)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Vanilla Chucks

3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal): Sage Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): Leah Wellington

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name):
Monra

6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Rust-Orange Water

7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): Louis David

8. STRIPPER NAME (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Essence de Mint

10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Jan Juneau

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Rachaelmas Sweetpea

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Feijoa Top

13. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Toast Christmas

Leaflower Dictionary

1.) Headdesk, Facepalm
expression of exasperation. phonetic: hea-d-dea-sk [breath] fay-ce-pal-m.

2.) Fearview Mirror
a mirror used to magnify zits(mostly one that magnifies zits before a date). phonetic: ph-eeah-vyou-me-roar

Story

Afternoon Children.
since my sister decided to do a post on stories and in particular story writing tips, i think i will do one as well. i have no pending stories at the moment, but i am getting a tad bored as towhat to write on this blog. so, i am going to give you an extract of an adventure novel i am writing for the young 'uns at the moment. the story will be in a different font to this. Oh, by the way, i told you this is intended fr people of the ages 6-8, so its not meant to be excessively complex. ahem.

Opal squeezed her body through the narrow gap in the cave. It was a tight squeeze, but she had been training for this since she was three. She had to start so early because her parents had died in a car crash.

meh. im horrible at story writing. i'll leave it to thing. strawberry. who has gone to stuff her face.
im watching an alex rider film ..stormbreaker. meh

farewell. fair weathered friends.

Leaflower's Dictionary

1.)Hmph
expression of disgruntlement. phonetic ha-mm-ff

2.)Exsqueezy- moi
cute high pitched way of saying excuse me. phonetic: ex-squ-ee-ze-mu-ah

3.)rawrrr
anger expression. phonetic: ROARRRRR

4.)gawd
expression of exasperation when you don't want to use the lord's name. phonetic: gawd.

5.) Mother Mercy
expression of surprise

6.)Good God
expression of surprise

7.)Of all that is good and pure!
expression of surprise

phonetic: for the last 3, phonetic is not required.

WHY ARE EVERYONE ELSE'S POSTINGS SO LONG?

-_-

fine, again my name is not leaflower

that is ust my hopeless attempts at becoming as anonymous as possible. my name is Rachael. hem RachAel.
yes, thats right.
and yes, livi and myself did make up the theory about mr ______ (privacy reaons) or whatever/however his name is spelt having a wardrobe full of those brown turtle neck tops and chino pants. like, 10 of them so he doesnt have to do washing every week 1 day for two school weeks and having a colourful hawaiian shirt and a blue pair of chinos for weekends. speaking of teachers and their clothes, mr ______ (privacy again.) i bet those hawaiian shirts are the only ones that actually fit him. and another teacher, who has a bad foot at the moment. honestly, he made me xaviar and abby write up his whole frigging board of work, and did we get any house points? no. not one. not one measly house point for giving up our lunch time to unwillingly write up his board. no. i was just innocently at my locker. humph. who else. the extension teachers have cool shoes. for people their age. who else. coaches certain coaches wear clothes that are wayy too tight for them. what else...i think teachers in general have a bad dress sense. no offence to teachers out there. ;]
love leaflower.

a weeks worth of ramblings

AHHHHHH. i have 6 followers!!!!
well. hem, anyway. I havent written for ages. i think i'll do this ramble and then do another dictionary. well. the week at a glance. music sport testing. i had to stop swimming ;'[ but, im already going to be in the pool 8 times a week anyways. oh, and im training over vacation. and doing a training camp type thingy. im watching idol at the moment, and i was watching ANTM before. hah. what a waste of time. no new eliminations. only a overview of everything over the past shows. sigh. eugh. im watching tv, and i HATE sensodyne adds. their so eugh. i wish strawberry would stop peering over my shoulder as i write this blog. i had this excellent barvarian slice or something for dessert today. wow. i just titled my post now. how irresponsible and slightly unobservant of me. i think all of my ramblings have evaporated or something because they dont seem to be there anymore. i wish my two sisters would shut up. off topic again, i read this good book today. actually, it came out a while ago. Skulduggery pleasant: The Faceless Ones. by derek landy. excellent read. chair gripping. nail biting. all that. and i read this other book the other. The Giver, by Lois Lowry. highly thought provoking. shows us the innocence of human society. the veneer of civilisation. tht sort of stuff. i doubt any one is going to read this whole post. do you know what? im really missing singing. which is why i might join the choir next semester. yes.
well, byebye. toodles. farewell.

My inclination

I LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that should set all of youse of out there. i utterly hate the game. i first...actually no. i refuse to blog about something as silly and as far fetched as the game.

ahem. it is monday today and i already am tired. for those of you who think it is sunday, it is not. it is monday, because it is. i have swim training every single effing morning. sigh. and sometimes in the afternoons as well. double sigh. i really need an administrator for this site. but i feel selfish, so i am not going to ask anyone. i think i'll just draw a picture. its on art rage for those of you who want to know. and then i export as jpeg file. oh, and i am able to draw because i have a tablet. well. i feel relieved now. the only other artistic thing i did today was draw a hill in SST. social studies. for those of you ill informed. it is raining. i am wearing a blue shirt, a blue tunic and a tie. my uniform. tomorrow i have a french vocab test. i shoudl be studying, but im not. i just looked to my right and out of the window where there are a few shrubs dotted about, but they are mostly dead. i can hear my mother doing physio with my sister. im sitting in front of the ranch sliders. isnt that such a funny word for doors? every time i type/say that i think of mayonnaise or some other sort of fatty sauce. i actually liked mayonnaise, though i have gone off it now. i dont really go for the whole condiments with your sandwich/chips/etc thing. i have just read a book called the giver. it is very good. i think everyone who reads my postings should read it. thats all for me now. though, i might be back veeery soon. toodles. im just going to check Strawberry's postings.

Leaflower's Dictionary

(1) cream-crackered
being utterly defeated/really tired. phonetic: cree-m -kra-ker-d

(2) dargh
expression of frustration. phonetic: dar-gh. say in exasperated way or in a strangled way

lists and randomness

good mornin' everybody!!!

phewwee its going to be a hot day today! onto my blogging topic. i told y'all i'd blog about my love of lists, but i had to get my beauty sleep so here i am, about 11 hours later.
So, my love of lists began just this year actually. I was and still am having a pretty hectic year. i am swimming every morning a week and i have after school trainings on top of that. so i began writing list of what i had to take to school. and then it all evolved from there. i mean..theyre just so great, and easy to carry.
oh and check out my Strawberry's blog. http://summerwithstrawberry.blogspot.com/ or at least i think thats what it is. ah, i need to draw a picture. actually, no. i think my blog needs a break from the illustrations, as lovely as they are.
randomness!
im reading a book at the moment by David Baldacci called Divine Justice (no copyright offences intended)its 7.24 at the moment
im typing on a Toshiba tablet.
i used to road cycle but then i fell and that was the end of that
the above was reallly fun while it lasted
i play the cello
im in book 6 suzuki. nearly book 7. in fact. ive finished all the songs in book 6. so im in book 7 suzuki.
its sunday. i have to finish my homework today.
right. i think i'l go now.
what do normal people blog about?
ahhhhh!!!!! it was do difficult. i just had to draw. so here i find my self 10 minutes later, posting a new pic on, and editing my blog.

oh fail, leaflower.
love leaflower
<3

Leaflower's Dictionaire

(1)Lordypants

extreme expression of surprise. ie Lordypants, this is by far the worst illustration yet phonetic: lor-dee-pants

(2) blegh

expression if boredom. phonetic:ble-g-ha

(3)smarticle

person who is a genius. phonetic: smar-ti-kel

(4)hummhah

to break the awkward silence. phonetic: hum-mm-haa

(5)whaaat?

expression of confusion/surprise. phonetic: wor-rt? going up higher at the end.

i have an addiction..

i have an addiction...blogging.

its just soo darn addictive. even with the rugby all blacks vs wallabies blaring in my ears i find i still have uncanny concentration to blog. i find it strangely mesmerising, and it has impoved my cartoon drawing skills, my vocab and my typing speed. i actually really, really like drawing pictures, sort of like a little 5 year old likes playing in the sand box. so, i think i'll draw one now. god. im such a loser. i like blog every 20 minutes. oh well. its just the novelty. it'll wear off by about tomorrow. i hope. i think. possibly. maybe. im currently in exile from my family because i am a really loud typer and they are getting a headache from my constantly tapping fingers. sigh. i think i will draw my picture and then start a new post with some new words. i love lists. they are the best. maybe after my picture then dictionary i will write a whole post ENTIRELY devoted to LISTS. good idea. right. the picture now. wow. this is a big chunk of writing. PICTURE. must do the picture. done. now..what was i going to do..oh yeah. new words= new post!

The Leaflower Dictionary is born!

sylvia: this blog is meant specifically toward you

YOU DO LOOK AT ME FUNNY. she really has this strange look that she looks at me and LiveeEevil with. its really disconcerting. but, i have advice SMILE MORE


i feel like writing random things today...

i think i'll look something up on the urban dictionary. oooh wait!!

The Leaflower Dictionary


people tell me words, and i will tell you my specific meaning

(1) obseqious.


i dont acutually know what it means, but today it can mean: seeking fame through being obnoxious. phonetic: ob- see-kwee-es


(2) ameliorate


ditto, as above: being rated by someone ornate or called amelio. phonetic: a- mee - lee-or-it


(3)smush


i made this word up, and im pretty proud. it means to cram something in and to make it as one with the thing you crammed it in with. phonetic: sm-ush. rhymes with lush.


(4)meh


i made this word up with LiveeEevil. it expresses joy, evilness, frustration, boredom. phonetic: meh, but you have to sing it to a little tune and put it with a dance.

do y'all like the little picture i made of me(left) and LiveeEevil?

it took me ages, so you had better appreciate it. i have to a.) draw it b.)save it c.)change the format d.)cut it out on the laptop and e.) paste it so you sods can see it.

love leaflower
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

Fine, i'll admit it

FINE. you have forced it out of me. i can't lead this double life any more- pretend im something im not. im just a regular girl who goes to junior high and not a sponge(though if i were going to keep it up, i'd say i was a naturally beautiful sea sponge). there, i've said it.



and, i don't even know why ive made a new post. i mean...meh



i could write a story, but then it would go on forever.



do you like being lost? i dont like being lost. i mean...it seems like well..you feel empty when your lost, especially in a strange place. you feel a lump in your throat and you feel it swelling and swelling until it overrides you mind completely. you feel queasy in the stomach..its just TERRIBLE.

on the bright side, only one week until vacation. i so hope the teachers give up. you know..at my old school the teachers just gave up on the last day of the year. one teacher let us play a computer game..and eat her stash of candy. it was great.

i have decided i will base my blogs around a conspiracy or something like that seeing as i dont know many conspiracies.

and if i talk about my friends i think i will give them imaginary names.. maybe embarrassing ones like schnoodle bum, daisy poo and..uh chicken head.

well. i really must go now. i keep going back to blogging its soo fricking addictive. argh. its controlling me, consuming me. aahhhhhhh

how very exciting!!!!

hey y'all

look how exciting this is!!!! im meant to be writing an essay right now but.... (rebel!) this is so much more exciting. i should really tell you right now that i am a sponge. my mother is an octopus, my father is planet jupiter and my two sisters are fairies.

fine. you obviously guessed i am slightly jealous of my two sisters. i mean. its not their fault that i am a sponge and they are fairies but, there you go.

i think i'll lay out some terms and conditions of my blog site.

no posting rude comments
no copying my blog

meh, i can't be bothered any more. i think i'll change the font instead. it really is quite drab.

goodness. this is slightly better. still not the best though.

my, my. i am sort of in a pickle at the moment, because im stuck on what to write for the last paragraph of my essay.

ohk, im not going to think about my essay now. i think i'll post a picture of where i live: actually no. i think all the pictures i post will be drawn, because i can;'t risk all of you getting my details. in fact. im not even going to tell you if im a naturally beautiful sea sponge, or one of those bright yellow artificial sponges produced in the factories.

my friends on this site at the moment are livi and sylvia. When im at spollege, sylivia keeps looking at me funny. im not sure why. huh. some strnage people in this world.

thats me for now

byeee