The Twilight Saga

I have to admit, that i have read the series 3 times. But i also have to say that they got worse and worse each time i read them. I can't believe i have gone this far into the blogging journey without having a go at that worthless series of books. i am obviously a 'twihater'. Stephanie Meyer's writing is horrific and she goes on so much. she spends half of the book describing how hot Edward is, and accentuating the point that Bella Swan (nuduhh??? beautiful swan- a bit obvious lady) is a clutz. Hello? we know this already. you told us at least 10 times in the first book. Also, we also get a lot of description on how eddie touches bella's face. i bet that secretly, though meyer didn't mention it mike got sick at the movies because Bella was berating him on face touching and how to do it right. she also may have screamed part way through the movie "You're USELESS!! Edward would have touched my face 10 times by now, and you WON'T" i personally think that is why mike stopped being her friend because she got too scary. "Yo, sup Mikey-bro, just go man, go.maybe i'll accept you back into my elite inner friend circle when you learn how to face touch, and how to glitter in the sun light" Yes. fantasising scenarios of what could of happened and made the book a WHole lot better. Also the plot...it sort of goes around and around and i loose concentration. Sigh. why the hell does everyone think twilight is so good. its not. I wish emmett or jake would save the day. All through the book i was looking for a bit of emmett superhero action, or werewolf action but no. It was alll centred around Eddie and his clutz of a girlfriend Isabella Swan. Although, in New Moon Jake did get a bit more page time. Also i have a few things to say about the movie as well. ROBERT PATTINSON or whatever his name is.. wait i'll go check. yes that right ahem, ROBERT PATTINSON IS FUGLY (and definitely not hot.) i don't get the novelty around him. He needs lessons on etiquette and need formal training in how to talk in an american accent.

im sure i'll find something else to rant about on twilight this afternoon. but for now, im going out.

O-U-T spells out, love leaflower x.